Well, maybe a shocker for the 16 year olds but Constantine sucked from day one. Nickelback sucks. Sucks + Sucks = Packing Your Suitcase. Hey, I’m not a huge fan of Scott, but I thought Constantine sucked more. What’s with Paula crying? Did she have an affair with Constantine too? Had she been already over for dinner with mom?
Right now I see it between Bo and Vonzell. Carrie is 1 lame dance routine away and so is Anthony and Scott. Of course, I could be wrong, and a performance can really change everything. I mean god, that Nickelback song has absoulutely the worst of the night. The funny thing was I tried calling from 9:30 - 11:00 Eastern. I never was able to get through to voting for Scott. All busys all the time. I just wanted to piss Simon off personally.
In other news, being the ego guy that I am, I like to find out where our blog gets linked, and I saw this brand new as in looks like it just went up today site. I have no idea who Joey Knuckles is, but I have to say that I have to concur with the whole “this game looks promising” right up until release day when “it sucks hard”. Wrestlemania for Xbox, anyone? Yeah, that looked promising until you went online or turned on the power. I have to totally agree: that’s what pisses me off. I see GameSpot after every fucking post “What do you think about this article?” Who cares. If you’re a reviewer, you write how and what you feel . Have people disagreed with me? Absolutely. I remember having the first Wreckless and RAW review for GamePen. I gave both games horrid scores. They sucked. I remember how I was told I have a warez copy and how I was second tier. Other sites (hi, IGN) gave it a 9. Who plays that fucking game now? Oh that’s right, nobody becuase it sucked. My bad.
Like Simon, I’m not always right, but I write what I feel. When I do a review, I think, how will I enjoy this game 6 months from now, or even 1 year from now. Seaman for Dreamcast got horrid reviews. I loved that game. I think weird sea creatures should ask you questions about your married life. That was a gaming experience for me. Wreckless on the other hand was a gaming experience in the “games I never ever want to see again” way.
I digress. This is the difference between journalism and/or “game writers.” Geoff Keighley is not a good friend of mine, and I’ve always had some concerns about someone who writes as an objective journalist can write instruction manuals for games (Hello Star Wars for GameCube). Geoff’s articles however are great in that in this ‘last hours of’ articles, you really get a feel for WTF is going on within a game studio. You think, holy crap, now I can see why that happened. In those columns, he is truly reporting what’s going on allowing you to make a judgement call. On the other hand, his EW reviews…well, I’ll just leave it with the good parts.
There was another gentleman, whos name I can’t recall, that use to do a ‘post-mortem’ on video games and actually go back to the developers after they were released and see what they did right and wrong. I’m not referring to the EGM column, which sounds neat on paper but doesn’t read well; instead this was something else in the past. Sorry, guy who’s name I forgot. To me I found that very interesting. Again, the stuff was reported and you decide.
I will agree, that in a review, you are actually asking for a person’s opinion, but you also want to know some of the basics so you can make up your own mind. For example, if you read a byline that says Dan Clarke, you will probably know my style of writing…either that or after reading 2 of my reviews you will. You will see that I have a tendency to prefer certain things over another thing. However, when I type up, some people will say I go too much over the basics…I feel that’s the most important thing to go over. When I had to do screenshots, I usually heard from editors about not taking enough ‘action’ screen shots and instead focusing on the ‘options’. However, take a look at those EA game screenshots and what’s the discussion about: is it a)Oh my god the graphics are so good you can see his cup or b) Holy shit there’s a “catch” slider. It’s b. End of argument.
Honestly, I am seroiusly rambling right now. That’s thanks to that damn website I found. So thanks, whoever the hell you are for getting me off on a tangent. Time for bed.