My gift registry

I always thought of Brookstone as “the vibrator store”…you know, that place in the middle of the mall with ‘waterproof back massagers that look like male genitals’ …but I didn’t know they are now more like a Sharper Image until I randomly got a catalog in the mail.

So just for the record, if you’re in the moment and want to give me something not Xbox 360 related, this would do nicely. (no, it’s not a waterproof back massager). If that’s too much, then how about this or this?

Thanks!

3 Responses to “My gift registry”

  1. Jonah Falcon Says:

    $4999.95, $3999.95 and $2999.95

    Instead of a $400 machine?

    lmao

  2. Dan Clarke Says:

    Well, unlike the Xbox 360, you can actually buy this.

  3. Dan Clarke Says:

    Doubtful. I’m not planning on getting one unless someone gets it for me.

    But hey, enjoy those crippled versions of your favorite games. Awesum graphics.

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