Spam
Because my email address is in the web, I get a lot of spam. Most of it centers around Corel Draw, OEM software, penis enlargment, Viagra, ‘our store is your cureall’ and my favorite Spermmax.
The come ons in the Spermmax email are hysterical. “Drown her c?ck-pit with c?m” reads one (without the question marks). Never heard of it called a pit before. Interesting. But seriously, is this what people want? Do women constantly say to you when you orgasm, “Gee I wish you had more spunk?”
I think this is for those infertile types who want to increase the count, but why not sell it like that? Can’t get her preggers — try Spermmax. See, that would make sense to me.
Well none of that spam mail makes sense actually…spam to me is like caller ID with “OUT OF AREA”..I ignore the call/email, but just by reading the caller id/subject, I get pissed off.
February 20th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Okay, Dan. I confess - I sent all of the spam. Every single email. I thought you’d think it was funny.
February 21st, 2006 at 3:36 pm
One time I had the “cum buckets” spam and a really bizarre “you can squirt 13 feet high with this herbal enhancer” spam new in my inbox at the same time.
I too asked the question “should I want to do that?” Having never questioned my volume or carrying distance, I was suddenly faced with the dilemma of whether I should feel inadequate or not.