Contract of Wifely Expectations

This is hysterical. I love the legal terms this guy uses to get his potential wife to sign it, like “ingestion of c!m”. How many of you guys out there got your wife to sign this? Can you buy this at Staples, like with a Quicken Family Lawyer, now with Contract of Wifely Expectations?

One Response to “Contract of Wifely Expectations”

  1. Michael Says:

    You have got to be kidding me….did she sign??

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