John Kerry’s Rider

OMG. This is teh funny. You may remember last week we posted the link to Dick Cheney’s rider. While there was nothing odd in it, he did say that Fox News had to be on all the TV’s in the hotel.

Now John Kerry’s rider has come out to the public. In a shocking flip-flop, Mr Kerry hates celery on one page, but then on another page, asks for celery as a snack. This is the same guy who is all for the New Hampshire primary as first in the nation, unless another primary happens first, when that’s ok too.

Ugh! With losers like this, it’s no wonder why Bush won. Anyway, check out the rider by clicking here.

2 Responses to “John Kerry’s Rider”

  1. Phoenix Says:

    To be fair, it’s Kerry’s wife’s rider that asks for the celery but since I hate people who point out things like this I am gong to go out back and have myself shot. Keep up the good work.

  2. Dan Clarke Says:

    Well then, that explains it. Sorry!

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