28Jul/067
Bill’s Quickie Movie Reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Crap
Superman Returns: "eh"
Lady in the Water: Are you friggin' kidding me?
Cars: It's no Nemo...
Monster House: Best of this lot
The Lake House: Like I'd go see The Lake House...come on.
Grizzly Man (DVD): Wow.

July 28th, 2006 - 09:09
I’ll admit it wasn’t as good as I hoped, but Supes deserves better than an, “eh.”
You’re also the first I’ve seen to call Pirates II, “crap.” (I haven’t seen it yet.)
July 28th, 2006 - 09:23
Pirates II is MEGA crap. I thought it was stunningly bad. I’m hardly alone, check Rotten Tomatoes. And I *loved* the original. Loved it.
Superman was too long, very slow, and I thought kinda boring. Spacey made that movie watchable. I just think it’s hard(er) to make Superman interesting. I’ll take Batman Begins, thank you very much.
Monster House was by far the best of those movies IMO.
July 28th, 2006 - 09:26
I’ll second the Pirates crap rating. Very disappointing.
Bill – got any sliders to recommend? I’ve had a busy week,so the shrinkwrap comes off NCAA 07 tomorrow. Would love to take off on the best foot. Thanks!
July 28th, 2006 - 09:38
which version pete? I can post Xbox sliders but the 360 plays differenty and I have barely touched it.
July 28th, 2006 - 09:50
Xbox would be great. I’m on the PS2, so probably will have to translate them anyway. Mainly looking to see what needs the most help. Thanks.
July 31st, 2006 - 13:53
“Grizzly Man” sucks donkey cock. I couldn’t believe they were trying so hard to convince me that some asshole jerk-wad was a hero.
August 1st, 2006 - 10:39
I thought Pirates II was great — and considering it’s the fastest movie to ever hit $300M (16 days), I’m not alone.
Just where was it “crap”?