Comments on: Bill’s Quickie Movie Reviews

By: Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:39:00 +0000

I thought Pirates II was great — and considering it’s the fastest movie to ever hit $300M (16 days), I’m not alone.

Just where was it “crap”?

By: Lord Flatus

Lord Flatus — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:53:00 +0000

“Grizzly Man” sucks donkey cock. I couldn’t believe they were trying so hard to convince me that some asshole jerk-wad was a hero.

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:50:00 +0000

Xbox would be great. I’m on the PS2, so probably will have to translate them anyway. Mainly looking to see what needs the most help. Thanks.

By: bill

bill — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:38:00 +0000

which version pete? I can post Xbox sliders but the 360 plays differenty and I have barely touched it.

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:26:00 +0000

I’ll second the Pirates crap rating. Very disappointing.

Bill - got any sliders to recommend? I’ve had a busy week,so the shrinkwrap comes off NCAA 07 tomorrow. Would love to take off on the best foot. Thanks!

By: bill

bill — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:23:00 +0000

Pirates II is MEGA crap. I thought it was stunningly bad. I’m hardly alone, check Rotten Tomatoes. And I *loved* the original. Loved it.

Superman was too long, very slow, and I thought kinda boring. Spacey made that movie watchable. I just think it’s hard(er) to make Superman interesting. I’ll take Batman Begins, thank you very much.

Monster House was by far the best of those movies IMO.

By: Todd

Todd — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:09:00 +0000

I’ll admit it wasn’t as good as I hoped, but Supes deserves better than an, “eh.”

You’re also the first I’ve seen to call Pirates II, “crap.” (I haven’t seen it yet.)