Bill’s Quickie Movie Reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest - Crap
Superman Returns: “eh”
Lady in the Water: Are you friggin’ kidding me?
Cars: It’s no Nemo…
Monster House: Best of this lot
The Lake House: Like I’d go see The Lake House…come on.
Grizzly Man (DVD): Wow.
July 28th, 2006 at 9:09 am
I’ll admit it wasn’t as good as I hoped, but Supes deserves better than an, “eh.”
You’re also the first I’ve seen to call Pirates II, “crap.” (I haven’t seen it yet.)
July 28th, 2006 at 9:23 am
Pirates II is MEGA crap. I thought it was stunningly bad. I’m hardly alone, check Rotten Tomatoes. And I *loved* the original. Loved it.
Superman was too long, very slow, and I thought kinda boring. Spacey made that movie watchable. I just think it’s hard(er) to make Superman interesting. I’ll take Batman Begins, thank you very much.
Monster House was by far the best of those movies IMO.
July 28th, 2006 at 9:26 am
I’ll second the Pirates crap rating. Very disappointing.
Bill - got any sliders to recommend? I’ve had a busy week,so the shrinkwrap comes off NCAA 07 tomorrow. Would love to take off on the best foot. Thanks!
July 28th, 2006 at 9:38 am
which version pete? I can post Xbox sliders but the 360 plays differenty and I have barely touched it.
July 28th, 2006 at 9:50 am
Xbox would be great. I’m on the PS2, so probably will have to translate them anyway. Mainly looking to see what needs the most help. Thanks.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:53 pm
“Grizzly Man” sucks donkey cock. I couldn’t believe they were trying so hard to convince me that some asshole jerk-wad was a hero.
August 1st, 2006 at 10:39 am
I thought Pirates II was great — and considering it’s the fastest movie to ever hit $300M (16 days), I’m not alone.
Just where was it “crap”?