In Case of Emergency, Push the Button
The Wayne Fontes Experience has neatly summed up my thoughts on the World Series.
Actually, I think the toughest game for the Tigers will be tonight. The Tigers can get to Weaver. It all hangs on the arm of Verlander and the bullpen’s ability to FIELD A GODDAM GROUNDBALL!!! If they can do that, I’ll take Kenny “The Second Coming of Ed Harris” Rogers (surely you all remember the Indians, uh, crafty veteran pitcher in Major League) in Game 6 in Detroit any day. And if it goes seven, that sound you hear will be me spontaneously combusting, since my dear ole da snagged two Game 7 tickets when they went on sale last week.