Sports figures and their sex lives

I had a few emails asking what I thought of the whole Tom Brady thing, and I really don’t think about it. Wow, he had sex. How incredible! Although if she is three months pregnant, that would put her as having conceived in early November, right when the Patriots were in the middle of back to back losses vs the Jets and Colts. So I’m guessing it was either pity sex (ie I’m sorry you lost back to back games, let’s do it and make you feel better) or it was the reason for the losses because she was that good. I’m hoping it was the latter because if Tom only got it for pity’s sake, what message does that send to all men in America? It means that I truly have no hope. Oh wait, that already is the case. Never mind.

Speaking of sex, how about A-Rod and Jeter? According to A-Rod they slept over each other’s house five days a week. Uh….what more can you say here, exactly? I think the words speak for themselves.

One Response to “Sports figures and their sex lives”

  1. Jonah Falcon Says:

    Yes, Dan, it’s called insecurity. I’ll have Jeff Maier give you a call later today.

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