Is Yaris cheating on me?
Last night I got a call from my favorite whore, Yaris from Gamestop. She calls my house a lot, but never hangs up without leaving a message. I preorder so many games that it’s a running joke at my house. She can call 5 times on a Tuesday night.
Anyway, last night the call let me know that the Bigs was in store today. What a cheating slut. She should have already known that I picked up the games two days ago. What is her problem?
With a name like Yaris, do you think she’s an exotic dancer or something?